I bet he comes in French.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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