The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
Randomize
