Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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