lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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