Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Thanks for jumping on that grenade for me last night. You're the best wingman ever
She ate 7 of the 8 slices of pizza. I deserve a purple heart and sex w your sister
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
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