Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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