Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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