If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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