My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
my nose is crying tears of wow.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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