She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Randomize
