I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We got so high we made milksteak
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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