i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I was legit late to work one day Bc it took me so long to get a good nude
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