I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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