At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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