this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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