You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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