we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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