saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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