He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
literally had 100 drinks last night.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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