But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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