there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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