His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
there was a trapeze. enough said
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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