I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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