So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Pi�atas plus fireworks don't mix well
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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