Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
