none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
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