? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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