as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
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