This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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