Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I just realized I'm gonna get paid at midnight on New Years Eve. That could be dangerous.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
There's cereal in my underwear. Was I in your apartment at any time last night? That's the only logical explanation for this.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
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