He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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