how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
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