You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I just remembered yelling "they're gonna let me be a lawyer! Me! Why would they do that?"
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
We left an ass print on the piano.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You'll probably laugh but I am currently in bed in the fetal position wrapped in only my ninja turtles towel. Save me.
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