White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
the party we crashed was not a party. the party we crashed was jens grandads funeral.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
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