So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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