You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
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No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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