where does the pee come out of this thing
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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