I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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