Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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