I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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