Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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