So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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