It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Having a random hookup so left but love u
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Randomize
