I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
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