I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Not gonna lie: had to look up how to spell fellatio. Not sure I spelled it right even now. Looks like a Shakespearean character. ENTER FELLATIO, SOLILOQUIZING.
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