Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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