Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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