how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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