My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Oh my god he is having a sentimental moment right now.
He just sent me like a really heartfelt confession of love in which he ended with "make the apt, I'll hold your hand while you get your clit pierced."
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Randomize
