sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
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