No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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