we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I shall relish in being the most basic of bitches
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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