no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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