is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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