We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I'm having a terrible night. Can I sleep over?
Too tired to pretend that I care : (
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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